From a page of Scottish Jokes

n the Northern Highlands, an impatient fanner knocked at the door of neighboring farmhouse. The daughter of the house answered.

" Is your father in ? " asked the neighbor.

" No. " said the daughter. " He's at the Inverness farmers market. If it's the services of the red Ayrshire bull you want, the cost is $50.00"

"No it's not that" said the neighbor.

" Well. " said the daughter. " If it's the Galloway belted bull you want, it's $40."

"No, it's not that. " said the neighbor.

"How about the small Highland bull." said the daughter.

"The service of that bull is only $30."

The neighbor rudely interrupted the daughter. " That's not what I've come about. Your brother Sandy has made my daughter Fiona pregnant. My wife and I want to know what your father proposes to do about it."

" Oh, well." said the daughter. " You'll have to see my father yourself. I don't know what he charges for Sandy."

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