Gwenny's Fav Taglines, Episode I

• It's a thankless job but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
• I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
• I'll try being nicer if you will try being smarter. jenni
  
• I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
• Good health is really just the slowest way to die.
• If you only do what you have always done, you will only get what you have always gotten.
• If your flirtations cause injury, you're probably a Klingon. David Rice
• If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson
• Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. Why settle for a lesser evil?
• The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne
• Cause of death: Natural selection.
• I like my men like my coffee: hot, sweet, strong and rich. gtp
• I’m an agnostic pagan...I doubt the existence of many gods.--Tony
• It's great to have pagan friends. They worship the ground you walk on.
• Virginity is not lost--it's invested. --guppie
• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
• If little girls are made of sugar and spice why do they taste like tuna?
• Sorry, my fault...I forgot you're stupid. gtp
  
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• I have ESP, PMS, and a GUN. . .don't even THINK about it.
• If you like my bumper, you'll love my headlights.
• Sorry I missed church; but I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
• Don't bother me I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
• Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
• You've been a bad boy - Go to MY room!!